I am writing this letter in regards to a laughing matter:

Ed was in big trouble. He’d forgotten his wedding anniversary. And his wife was really furious. She told him, “Tomorrow I to expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 60 seconds, and it had better be there.”

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small, unwrapped box sitting in the driveway.

Confused she put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back into the house. When she opened it she found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled.

God bless America.

Ernie Fernandez,
Madera

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