First, you need a coordinator
By Chuck Doud
The Madera Tribune
One of the latest fads, according to The Boston Globe, is having a baby coordinator — somebody to take care of all the details of having a baby (except for one or two, of course, if you get the drift). That person, who may charge $100 and up, coordinates everything from picking out the correct diaper (is it “green” enough, is it absorbent enough) to organizing showers and making sure that the baby is registered in all the right stores.
I checked in the Madera phone book and in our classified ads and didn’t see a baby coordinator listing. But I did see quite a few bail bonds listings. In fact there are more bail bonding companies than banks, which might tell you something about Madera.
Maybe somebody could set up an office as a bail coordinator, to shop around for you and see which bail bond firms are the friendliest, which are the “greenest,” and which are the most likely to get you out of jail in time for “America’s Funniest Home Videos.”
If you find it hard to keep track of your favorite TV programs even when you’re not being bailed out of jail, you might want to hire a TV program coordinator to find your favorite shows among the listings and mark your calendar, so you can be home and on the couch with your remote in hand at the appropriate hour.
If it happens that your cat wants to be fed while you are watching a favorite program, you could hire a cat coordinator, who would make sure you had a supply of feline food on hand, and would even dish it up and give it to the cat. I think I’ll hire one of those ASAP. Our cat endorses this idea whole-heartedly.
